masturspacing 

The act of spending all of one's free time on MySpace looking at the profiles of complete strangers.

(Usually leads to several random, unknown people being added as friends, while using most of the bandwidth on your internet connection.)

Joe is hogging all the bandwidth because he's been in his room masturspacing to random skanks all night.

masturspacing by KingDynamo October 24, 2008

Masturspacing 

Surfing Myspace to look at another womens myspace pictures and then masturbating to them

Dean: Dude wheres Billy

Jack: he slept in because last night he was up late masturspacing

Masturspacing by Jason1228 March 3, 2010

masterspacing 

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.

"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."

masterspacing by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007

Masturspacion 

The art of jerking off at night time while laying outside looking at the stars, and ejaculating at the exact moment when you realize how big the universe really is.

My masturspacion last night included a climax where I got sperm on some aliens!

Masturspacion by MarkTwainsScrotom November 26, 2010

masturpacing 

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

masturpacing by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

Masturscaping.

To masturbate whilst playing runescape.
Talking to that girl with the rune plate body turn you on? The way she moves when she does the chicken flap Makes you want her?
Then why dont you try

Masturscaping.

" I was talking to that boy with the abyssal Whip. And when he showed me his special attack. So i just started Masturscaping. "

Masturscaping. by Dontbesillywrapyourwilly May 2, 2009

Masturskating 

To masturbate and skate or Rollerblade at the same time.

"Oh my god that guy is pleasuring himself on the ice skating rink!!!"
"Oh that's just Mark. He's Masturskating."

Masturskating by Lloya March 1, 2010