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Master Queef 

a nick-name given to the main characer of the HALO series games, master chief. It is normally used by people who either hate the game or find it to be gay. The name first appeared after the release of HALO 3.
stop jerking off to master queef and get a life.
Master Queef by Fatty For Hire April 5, 2009

master queef 

it is the main character in the game "Halo".
master queef by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Queef Master 

Steve Downs- the king of all queefs. He can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her Twat
Hey look queef master Steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.
Queef Master by supergaypikachu March 15, 2010

Queef master 

You’re the best queef master I know
Queef master by darrienbxtch December 4, 2019

master queen 

The Master Queen is the best master batter of all the men.
The Master Queen sure did Jack him of perfectly, the distance of his ejaculation proves it. He won the Master Batter contest after the Master Queen jacked him off.
master queen by MasterQueenCuñt August 11, 2024

Masturqueef 

To masturbate to the sound of someone queefing for an extended period of time. Usually a wet queef.
"Dude, where's Kyle?"
"I think hes above the girls bathroom masturqueefing again... that kid needs a hobby.
masturbate farturbating masturfarting
Masturqueef by Pinguino November 3, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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