master commander 

Being the best at something (i.e. relationships, games, dancing, singing, etc.)

John: Shoot the ball!
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*

master commander by Eatmymastercomm January 7, 2018

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 

a great movie i.m.o. there was just something about it that stuck in my head after i left. i think it was worth the money i paid for a ticket. russell crowe is a great actor in this movie and in Gladiator.

"did you see the movie with the insanely long title Master and Commander the Far Side of the World?"
"yes i did. 'tis an awesome movie."

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World by Juliet April 15, 2004

Master-And-Commander Debate 

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.

Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

Master-And-Commander Debate by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011

Master Wing Commander

a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman

"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"

Master Wing Commander by Oneliners June 30, 2009

master and commander 

To cut someone off mid sentence when they're more knowledgeable or superior in rank.

A "You turn left at the traffic lights then..
B "No you turn right at traffic lights"
A "did you just master and commander me?"
B "well you are from around here, so i suppose so"

master and commander by Haylon June 11, 2006

Master and Commander: The far side of the World 

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.

"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."

Master and Commander: The far side of the World by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003