masterblast

masterblast means to masterbate

i masterblast pretty much every night!

by monnie_o February 26, 2009

Masterblaster

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

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"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

by Pharmexist January 8, 2016

masterblaster

this is a word to describe a sexual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.

guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: MHHHHHM!

by Shoe-Shine and Kyle January 26, 2008

Masterblast

A blunt or bowl with 2 or more different strains of weed

"Damn what strain is this?"
"It's a masterblast of some cookies and northern lights"

by weedhead_princess November 19, 2017

masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.

MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)

by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010

masterblaster

Also known as a speedball (an intravenous injection of heroin and cocaine at the same time)

I feel so fucking awesome right now after doing that nice masterblaster!

by OGJ.O.E. May 12, 2015

Masterblaster

Noun: A high-pressure sales or customer service environment in which an employee is electronically chained to a desk, phone & PC for 8-10 hour shifts (usually within the confines of a cubicle).

He turned to alcoholism after ten years strapped in the masterblaster.

by Reerobbb March 8, 2018