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Master Balling 

EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.

EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.
Master Balling by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014
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master balling 

To not use a valuable object waiting for a more fitting opportunity. Eventually ending the period where one could have used it and making it obsolete. Comes from an event that happens in Pokemon games often.
"No, I don't think I should use this wine yet its not a good enough reason."
"Don't end up master balling it."
master balling by CommonFound January 1, 2012

mastercalling 

calling someone while materbaiting and saying u have to go when about to orgasim
i was mastercalling my mom from my room
mastercalling by athony--->smosh October 1, 2011

Masturballing 

"WOW Bob I was just masturballing to Ash and blastoise!
Masturballing by GuiltyIncest April 24, 2014

masterbawling

1. The act of masturbating while overly upset.
2. Reaching orgasm while ugly crying.
3. The current head of the Bawling family.
Having had many adult beverages and feeling very sad, Phil began masterbawling to a particularly attractive P4P on The Dirty. masturbate bawling
masterbawling by PhilPerrier September 1, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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