masscullar 

When your muscles have a mass of their own.

Danm dude, you're so masscullar it's making my cocksix horny.

masscullar by Masscular June 14, 2017

mascular 

masculine + muscular.

That gay guy thinks he's mascular because he hits the gym hard, but have you heard him talk? Queen!

My, those dykes were scary mascular.

mascular by sponty September 29, 2010

mascularf 

A scarf worn by a straight man used purely as an accessory.

"Yes, my sexy girlfriend, I'll be down in a second. First I have to put on my mascularf."

mascularf by Dolan McKissick February 1, 2010

Mascular 

A form of size that involves not only being overly masculine but showing an increased muscle size with an overlying layer of pudgy adipose tissue.

When I was a kid I was mascular, the girls loved it!

Mascular by Stevil4321 November 15, 2012

mascularity

an over-the-top macho attitude that doesn't take itself too seriously, poking fun at manly pursuits in a humorous way

The word is a multiple portmanteau combining masculinity, muscularity and hilarity, coined in the Isaiah Mustafa viral ad campaign for Old Spice, July 12-15 2010.

"Unfortunately most people aren't pain-deflective pillars of strength and wisdom and mascularity."

Like the Man Show, most Super Bowl commercials are exercises in mascularity.

mascularity by filidhe July 15, 2010

mascular 

a gay male; not a gay female, a gay male

that guy is mascular

mascular by yuhi March 4, 2011

mascular 

a combination of masculine and muscular

look how mascular i am
look at william, he’s so mascular

mascular by scaroline January 18, 2022