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textually assaulted 

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to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts
man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 

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I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2
I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

Textually assaulted 

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What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from
I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.
Textually assaulted by Netter76 January 15, 2009

assaulted 

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having an uncontrollable overwhelming amount of rawness in your body that comes from drinking muscle pharm assault. Being super focused and crazy at the same time. Having the ability to go hard on the muh fuckin weights. Maximum effects of being assaulted can be achieved by listening to insane music before hand. For example, eminem, lil jon, lil wayne, and waka flocka. Not recommended for pussy ass muh fuckas
lets get assaulted before we hit da gym.
assaulted by Mr. Rawness August 25, 2011

Molsaulted

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the police man pulled me over and molsaulted my ass.
Molsaulted by stumpy299 March 16, 2003

mcssaulted 

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When you get sexually assaulted at a McDonalds resteraunt
BRO THIS OLD GUY JUST MCSSAULTED ME”
mcssaulted by carsonisgod April 28, 2022
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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