massaulted
massaulted by stumpy299 March 17, 2003
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textually assaulted
textually assaulted by rockarolla July 13, 2012
I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2
I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021
Textually assaulted
What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from
I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.
Textually assaulted by Netter76 January 15, 2009
assaulted
having an uncontrollable overwhelming amount of rawness in your body that comes from drinking muscle pharm assault. Being super focused and crazy at the same time. Having the ability to go hard on the muh fuckin weights. Maximum effects of being assaulted can be achieved by listening to insane music before hand. For example, eminem, lil jon, lil wayne, and waka flocka. Not recommended for pussy ass muh fuckas
assaulted by Mr. Rawness August 25, 2011
Molsaulted
Molsaulted by stumpy299 March 16, 2003
mcssaulted
mcssaulted by carsonisgod April 28, 2022
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