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mashooganuts 

A special type of nut that sprouts from unusually large male genitalia. Looks especially marvelous when cradled in a loose and baggy pair of sweat pants
"I can actually see his mashooganuts from a mile away"
mashooganuts by Samponanna April 16, 2009
A jewish word for crazy person. Someone who has lost his marbles.
James threw a peach and at police officers face. He's such a mashugina.
Mashugina by David Brinn August 17, 2008
A troublemaker, in Yiddish. Usually used by grandparents or grandparents' friends. Not exactly a compliment.
Oy, that Mashugina ate almost all my bran!
Mashugina by A. Os May 11, 2006

Mashogging 

This is when you are showering with another and they(or you) are hogging the shower while masturbating at the same time.
When you are done mashogging can you please hand me some shower gel so I can get my job done too.

I boyfriend was mashogging this morning and he made me have to wash again and be late to my appointment.
Mashogging by MercyB March 1, 2009

mashoganas

Look at the mashoganas on her
mashoganas by Hahahajim February 9, 2022

mahooginize 

To be hoodwinked, smeckledorfed, swindled, or otherwise taken advantage of by someone; specifically when the deception is propagated via wealth/power/influence and not intelligence. (blatantly so)
The Mayor is going to mahooginize the public to hide his vast money laundering and drug dealing networks.