mascary

when a person wears a scary amount of mascara

Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs

mascary by Caroline February 13, 2005

mascary

Referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments.

After what seemed like hours, Melanie emerged from the bathroom, clutching her treasury of cosmetics in her gold-clipped komodo-dragon bag close to her breasts, as if in triumph. But so mascary was that face, as of a baleful Moon of Hecate, that Helmut clutched his belly and his mouth, and poor Benjamin swooned into the lap of Natasha -- ironically the last thing that Melanie could have wanted.

mascary by Caniscandida August 29, 2009

mascara 

an item of makeup that people (usually women) wear to make their eyelashes look longer/thicker/darker/curlier.
Can't be put on with your mouth closed.

mascara is God

mascara by catsimps April 17, 2004

mascara wand

basically just talking about your man’s 🍆

“my mascara has a small wand…”
“my mascara wand is HUGE”

mascara wand by mynamestopherand February 1, 2023

Masaryk 

Mexico City's fanciest and wealthiest street. It is known for having an array of overpriced stores such as Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, etc.

It's where rich Mexican "fresas" go to spend their money irrationally and clear their parents' credit cards.

juan- Hey man, wanna go shopping on Avenida Presidente Masaryk?
me- Hell no, I don't have the budget for that! Leave that to the Juanpa Zuritas of this world.

Masaryk by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019

Mascarbating 

The act of pumping your mascara wand rigorously into the tube to get optimum amount of mascara.

I walked in on my mom mascarbating

Mascarbating by AJmackdaddy December 12, 2010

mascara 

the one that is finally perfect for you after trying so many. u try so many different mascaras until you find the one and when you find that one mascara you keep getting it.

conversation about a couple:
“they are so cute together!”
“he’s her perfect mascara.”

mascara by future_milf777 February 6, 2023