The closest explanation of a Martsen is an absolute womanizer, a beast in bed. Synonyms of a Martsen are: seducer, Casanova, wolf and a fucking sex machine.
Martsens (plural of Martsen) are the kind of guys you don’t want to run into in a bar. Because they steal your girl only by lookin’ at them. And before you know it he already made your girl pregnant, because a Martsen is higly fertile too.
Martsens (plural of Martsen) are the kind of guys you don’t want to run into in a bar. Because they steal your girl only by lookin’ at them. And before you know it he already made your girl pregnant, because a Martsen is higly fertile too.
(Your boy/girlfriend) "did you just see Martsen?"
(You) "yeah"
(Your boy/girlfriend)"i wanna do him in the shower!"
(You)"alright"
(You) "yeah"
(Your boy/girlfriend)"i wanna do him in the shower!"
(You)"alright"
by Grouwe November 16, 2020
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The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.
The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.
by MartenLAD August 6, 2012
Get the Marten mug.The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.
The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.
by Alcore September 23, 2006
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Get the marten raag mug.The martenitsa is a unique Bulgarian custom. It is made especially for 1 of March when according to the Bulgarians, the new agricultural year begins. It is a kind of amulet - twisted and tasseled red and white threads. The red, according to the folk beliefs,has the power of the sun and can give live to every living creature.
On the first of March children and adults put martenitsi(pl) on their clothes. The martenitsi are tied to bring health. Domestic animals and fruit-bearing trees are also adorned with martenitsa in the belief that it brings fertility. According to the popular custom, they wear until they see a stork, a swallow or a fruit tree in blossom for the first time. Then they take the martenitsi off and tie it on a tree or place it under a stone. Nine days later people try to divine their future by the insects arround the amulets.
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