marteeny

Da minuscule whistle-wetter dat da drunk sailor in "The Live Ghost" claimed he was gonna have when da captain gruffly asked him where he was going.

Knowing dat his "loose and lanky" underling was not capable of "libation-moderation" if he "went ashore", da captain impatiently brushed aside his claim dat he was just gonna have a "marteeny", and instead made said excessively-imbibing deck-swab stay aboard; he also commandeered Laurel and Hardy to keep watch on said liquor-lover to make sure dat he didn't leave. Said naive duo was easily duped, however, and so da wily whiskey-craving lout was able to sneak down da gangplank unseen, and get staggeringly soused, after all.

marteeny by QuacksO March 7, 2023

The Marteen Principle 

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"

Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"

The Marteen Principle by eduardo628 January 1, 2012

marteena 

Meaning : Warring, warlike woman

Gender : Girl

Religion : Judaism

Origin : Italian,Latin America,Swiss,United States
Destiny Number 4

You have a great potential for managerial work. You can take great responsibilities and fulfill them with precision. Your family life may not be smooth, which makes you restless and impatient.

Personality Number 2

Friendly, unpretentious, and draw others easily with your warm and serene nature. Understanding, patient, and especially, concerned about your physical appearance and take time to dress and groom.

Soul Number 2

Natural peacemakers, who can bridge the gap and work to achieve a harmonious environment. You are sympathetic, devoted and extremely concerned.

She is a strong fierce woman that has earned the name Marteena for her alter ego.

marteena by SlimShort1738 February 22, 2019

Marteen 

A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.

Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?

Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Marteen

Marteen by #roadman December 12, 2017

marteen 

the enlarged state of an elephant's prostate and testicles. rarely occurs in human cases.

wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!

marteen by shannon sobandos February 15, 2008

Marteen 

A beautiful young girl with bright blue eyes. Her favorite color is blue and she loves to be adventurous. Marteen will always be there for her friends and is doing ok in school. Sometimes she lacks in common sense.

I love marteen, she just so funny!

Marteen by Cotton thread January 4, 2017

Marteen 

genuine, loyal and everything in between. Will go to hell and back for "friends". A person to be kept around as long as you reciprocate the slightest bit of their time, energy, love...

Marteen has usually been there for me, he rarely gives me a reason to doubt him.

Marteen by yL March 14, 2017