Marteen 

A sexy individual, who has a real knack for sports and everything else. He is awesomely cute and is dangerously funny. Girls know he's the go-to guy for anything. He also has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor.

Catherine: Who's the cute guy over there?

Jocelyn: I know riight? I think his name is Marteen

Marteen by #roadman December 12, 2017

marteen 

the enlarged state of an elephant's prostate and testicles. rarely occurs in human cases.

wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!

marteen by shannon sobandos February 15, 2008

Marteen 

A beautiful young girl with bright blue eyes. Her favorite color is blue and she loves to be adventurous. Marteen will always be there for her friends and is doing ok in school. Sometimes she lacks in common sense.

I love marteen, she just so funny!

Marteen by Cotton thread January 4, 2017

Marteen 

genuine, loyal and everything in between. Will go to hell and back for "friends". A person to be kept around as long as you reciprocate the slightest bit of their time, energy, love...

Marteen has usually been there for me, he rarely gives me a reason to doubt him.

Marteen by yL March 14, 2017

Marteen 

He like short girls and underage girls who are short and he always has a boner

Abdullah : Hey Mart, Do you still like her?
Marteen : Yea
Abdullah : FIB

Marteen by SomeGuyWhoHatesSharvin February 23, 2019

The Marteen Principle 

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"

Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"

The Marteen Principle by eduardo628 January 1, 2012

marten 

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006