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marshymello 

Marshymello is an amazing. person who loves to spread positivity, and help others, he’s very cute and loves to keep it mello and he’s hard to not look at.
Marshymello made it right
marshymello by Yeety-yeet-yeet October 6, 2020
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marshmallow your mum 

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now
I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.
marshmallow your mum by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017

marshmallow your mum 

A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"

I'll marshmallow your mum 

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.
'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.
I'll marshmallow your mum by Gg1246 October 31, 2017

Marshmallow your mum 

what phil is going to do to dan's mum
dan: ill hide em down your throat
phil: ill marshmallow your mum

Marshmallow graphics

Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.
Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!

marshmallow stuffing 

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.
I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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