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vagina marshmellows 

A very soft and fluffy vagina, possibly used as food.
"Oh wow, look at those vagina marshmellows on the field."
"Damn, I wanna be drowned in them some day."
"Don't worry... That's how I will die."

Roasting marshmellows 

When you stick your balls into a girls vagina, warming them up to a comfy temperature.
"dude did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"

"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"

shit marshmellows 

to shit marshmellows is when you hear some fantastic news that gets u so excited u could litterally shit marshmellows
i swear im so excited i could shit marshmellows!!
shit marshmellows by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

hot marshmellows 

First coined by Canadian superstar rapper Choclair, the term 'hot marshmellows' refers to the experience of being so sexually satisfied that you feel like you are floating on a bed of hot, sticky marshmallow.
Ryan had me feeling like hot marshmellows last night. He had me screaming for s'more!
hot marshmellows by heartblown April 7, 2017

marshmallow your mum 

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now
I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.
marshmallow your mum by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017

marshmallow your mum 

A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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