One who finds backyards more fascinating than the front yard. Marshrobbers tend to stay in one spot in for-mentioned backyard with a cold drink in hand. This is not necessarily a a bad thing. Don't be afraid to keep your yard up.
My neighbor across the street is a marshrobber. She sits in her backyard with a glass of Chardonnay and lounges in her lounge chair staring at the glistening lakewater.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.