The severe shock induced when a person realizes the Ronald MacDonald they have been sitting with, eating next to, or hugging on is NOT the ever-present plastic version but a real living and breathing person dressed up as aforesaid character. Primary symtoms include severe shock, difficulty breathing, choking on fries, involuntary soft-drink inhalation, going unconcious, heart attack, spasms and death.
After affects include paranoia, perpetual fear, MacFobia, and other mental conditions.
After affects include paranoia, perpetual fear, MacFobia, and other mental conditions.
Joe: happily eating Big Mac on a bench outside a MacDonald's, oblivious to the world.
Ronald MacDonald: "Mmmm, that looks delicious."
Joe: Choking, spasms, runs blindly and crashes into wall, knocking self out.
Jane (observer): "Yes, he got the MacShock all right."
Ronald MacDonald: "Mmmm, that looks delicious."
Joe: Choking, spasms, runs blindly and crashes into wall, knocking self out.
Jane (observer): "Yes, he got the MacShock all right."
by delta789 January 27, 2009