MacShock

The severe shock induced when a person realizes the Ronald MacDonald they have been sitting with, eating next to, or hugging on is NOT the ever-present plastic version but a real living and breathing person dressed up as aforesaid character. Primary symtoms include severe shock, difficulty breathing, choking on fries, involuntary soft-drink inhalation, going unconcious, heart attack, spasms and death.

After affects include paranoia, perpetual fear, MacFobia, and other mental conditions.

Joe: happily eating Big Mac on a bench outside a MacDonald's, oblivious to the world.

Ronald MacDonald: "Mmmm, that looks delicious."

Joe: Choking, spasms, runs blindly and crashes into wall, knocking self out.

Jane (observer): "Yes, he got the MacShock all right."

by delta789 January 27, 2009

McShocker

1 Double cheeseburger
3 McChickens PLAIN

Insert the chicken patties above, below, and between the burger patties. You may also delete the bun and use the outer chicken patties as your bun resulting in a quasi-KFC double down sandwich.

That McShocker was McAwesome!!

by GoodJobDaveMan November 2, 2009

manshocker

The male counterpart of the infamous "shocker." Defined as "Three on the pole, two in the hole," it refers to three fingers gripping the shaft and two working the backdoor. Bold, graphic, and guaranteed to leave an impression (for better or worse)."

"She said I had to try the manshocker at least once.... now its her favorite."

by jimmy emeraldz January 23, 2025