marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.

you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

martython

A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.

John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.

by THW November 14, 2011

John Marston

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan

Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur

by Ecksd July 22, 2019

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021

John Marston

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella

John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.

by Stephan Q June 24, 2010