Definitions by the_unknown

Married 

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

Married by the_unknown December 4, 2012

Zen 

A thwack on the head given by an old Chinese man holding a walking stick

According to each pupil, the Seifu gives an appropriate meaning of Zen; I have a knot on my head to prove it.

Zen by the_unknown December 4, 2012

quantum theory 

A really weird game of dice

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"

quantum theory by the_unknown December 4, 2012

West bloomfield 

A city in Michigan in Oakland County known for the MANY Chaldeans and Jews that live there.

There are many Chaldeans and Jews in West Bloomfield.

West bloomfield by The_Unknown February 5, 2005