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Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"
by the_unknown November 29, 2012
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Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits
"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"
by the_unknown November 29, 2012
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A city in Michigan in Oakland County known for the MANY Chaldeans and Jews that live there.
There are many Chaldeans and Jews in West Bloomfield.
by the_unknown February 05, 2005
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A thwack on the head given by an old Chinese man holding a walking stick
According to each pupil, the Seifu gives an appropriate meaning of Zen; I have a knot on my head to prove it.
by the_unknown November 29, 2012
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