theplaidpen's definitions

tigergin

One who has not yet had sex with Tiger Woods. It is expected that by the year 2020, Tigerginity will be nonexistant among female humans.

ERIN: I still have my tigerginity but not my virginity.
KAYLA: Dude, I lost my tigerginity when I was fifteen...

Contrary to popular opinion, Hilary Clinton is no longer a tigergin.

by theplaidpen April 20, 2011

married

Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

by theplaidpen January 6, 2018