When two men- two women- shit... anyone gets married and then they fall apart and then the other one, listen to me tubbo the other one probably owns a knife or some shit then they go and rob a bank together as frauds.

I think I’ll commit marriage fraud and get married in rage

Marriage fraud by Oddit_in_flames November 24, 2020

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marriage pact

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.

I made a marriage pact with Joey!

marriage pact by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015

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Marringle

A married person who behaves like they are single.

My husband hangs out at the bar cruising other women. They think he's single. He's actually marringled.

Marringle by suzgirl November 3, 2016

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Brain Marriage

Brain Marriage (or marriage of brains) is a term used when talking about 2 or more individuals from diverse backgrounds coming together to achieve a common goal, task or project (mostly in business).

at a board meeting
CEO - Project 3.0 is the next big thing. What we need to achieve it is a brain marriage between all of us.

Heads of Marketing, Design, IT and Sales - nod in agreement

Brain Marriage by thewomanfriday October 6, 2019

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eternal marriage

ETERNAL MARRIAGE = a doctrine taught by Mormons wherein couples are married for eternity.

Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".

Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".

But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.

eternal marriage by Isaiah Fourman March 17, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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