Skip to main content

markitta 

Markitta is a strict Christian woman. Following every word of the Bible, she wears skirts and dresses often. She wants to move as far away as possible from her strict parents. She likes listening to Elvis Presley and hopes to someday serve as a pastoress at a church.
"Markitta is sitting on the toilet."
Urban Dictionary Merch
A girl or woman's name. Derived from Mary.
Common name in Finland.
Maritta Hallani is a famous singer from Lebanon.
Maritta by Fiddlededee April 6, 2017
Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.
That girl over there is a Markita.
Markita by Ladycakes January 10, 2017

marketta 

a marketta is someone you want in your life, they’re super laid back and always there to listen to your problems. she jokes all the time and makes people laugh a lot! you’ll rarely ever see the bad side of her. she’ll be a life long friend because of how loyal and sweet she is. she gives some of the best advice and will never let you down! even though sometimes she has a bad memory it’s hard to be mad at her about anything. she’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet!
person 1: have you met marketta?
person 2: yes, she’s the funniest person ever!!
marketta by sidjejbejdnd June 12, 2019
You see that girl over there shes a markita
Markita by applesauce killer February 6, 2010

Markita Booker 

Super woman; beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, giving; possessing the ability to overcome adversity.
She could never be a Markita Booker!
Markita Booker by RealDeal771 August 18, 2010

marketta 

Evil being hallucinator with a big apple head mwahhhaaa!!
Omg Markettas BOOTY has gotten HUMUNG EYE!! Haha huge booty!! Muhaa!!
marketta by Large assetts butt!! January 2, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next