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A hickey marking on ones neck area
the lighting really emphasized the markage on my neck
markage by Trishy honey April 28, 2017
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the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore
bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt
merkage by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010
did the word stupity ever cross your mind?
marrage by finch December 15, 2003

Markasexual 

A sexuality based on the pigmentations of Borderline who is in all ways sexually, physically and emotionally ONLY attracted to Marcus O Fox.
Did you see Khloe last Tuesday? She rejected every advanced offer. She’s 100% Markasexual.
Markasexual by exstac December 7, 2022
The noun form of the verb to mack, ie. hit on chicks, or the scalar (measurable) quantity thereof. The standard unit of macking is Neils (after Neil Patrick Harris' epitome of macking in his portrayal of Barney Stinson in HIMYM) and the imperial unit is Don Juans.
That girl is going to need some serious mackage before she loosens up.
Mackage by mack_in_training December 10, 2009
Female forces male into it.
Also known as the last legal form of slavery.
Guy: "hey want to go the that new strip club?"
Guy with marrage: "I can't my wife needs me to go shopping with her"
marrage by DanieyD May 5, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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