Markage

The name given to one who likes small children’s feet.

Oh boy, my uncle is a real Markage.

by Philip Kalmp November 8, 2020

markage

A hickey marking on ones neck area

the lighting really emphasized the markage on my neck

by Trishy honey April 28, 2017

merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

marrage

the number one cause of divorce

did the word stupity ever cross your mind?

by finch December 15, 2003

Markasexual

A sexuality based on the pigmentations of Borderline who is in all ways sexually, physically and emotionally ONLY attracted to Marcus O Fox.

Did you see Khloe last Tuesday? She rejected every advanced offer. She’s 100% Markasexual.

by exstac December 7, 2022

Mackage

The noun form of the verb to mack, ie. hit on chicks, or the scalar (measurable) quantity thereof. The standard unit of macking is Neils (after Neil Patrick Harris' epitome of macking in his portrayal of Barney Stinson in HIMYM) and the imperial unit is Don Juans.

That girl is going to need some serious mackage before she loosens up.

by mack_in_training December 10, 2009

marrage

Female forces male into it.
Also known as the last legal form of slavery.

Guy: "hey want to go the that new strip club?"
Guy with marrage: "I can't my wife needs me to go shopping with her"

by DanieyD May 5, 2008