merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

by Moses August 24, 2004

merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

Merkage Basin

A large area that drains the merkage within a certain set area, eventually forming a set radius where one accumulates a catastrophical amount of wins, high enough to therefore create a merkage basin. Thus giving the one the ability to declare his "PRO-ness"

"Oi Joe, i think i created a Merkage Basin!"

by WhiteWash January 29, 2008

Merkades Tendon

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Markage

The name given to one who likes small children’s feet.

Oh boy, my uncle is a real Markage.

by Philip Kalmp November 8, 2020

merage

a sexy, short, girl with short hair and very aggressive. Once you get to know her she can be goofy as you don't know what.

Merage! Whats wrong with you today?

by rizzo and sizzo November 7, 2017