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marijuanese 

The native tongue of the stoner
I’m fluent in marijuanese
marijuanese by Pissboy October 17, 2018

Marijuanabe 

A person who was completely against smoking marijuana in high school but once they got to college they thought they were Bob Marley
Dude, have you seen him lately? He's such a marijuanabe

marijuanabe 

Somebody who dresses, acts, talks, etc., like a stoner, but has never actually smoked marijuana. They may or may not pretend they have in the past, but the truth is they have never smoked it.
Guy 1: Dude, Brian is such a stoner.

Guy 2: No dude, he's never smoked anything in his life. He's just a marijuanabe.
marijuanabe by G-BABY-G November 3, 2010

marijuanero 

Spanish. A person who uses marijuana. Stoner.
Si, me gusta Jorge, el es un verdadero marijuanero. (Sure I like George, he's a true stoner)
marijuanero by Dave June 12, 2004

marijuanera 

a chick who smokes alot of weed... (usually a term used in Dominican Repulic) therefore marijuanero is a dude who smokes alot of weed.
dat bitch is a straight up marijuanera!
marijuanera by queenmeli September 14, 2004

Marijuanasorus 

A Jurassic period herbivore, looking similar to the Brachiosaurus only with a shorter neck and a distinct red yellow and green stripe. Another characteristic is their form of vocalization resembles a crude coughing or hacking sound.
Oh wow that Marijuanasorus sure was a fat mutha fucka.
Marijuanasorus by Bailsworth June 14, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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