maria.s
She is a girl she likes biryany, pizza, kebab likes cola she has two best friends eats too much food but is surprisingly thin
maria.s by Sjisjsjsjsjw November 22, 2021
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maria s
any girl whose first name is maria and last name is s just happens to be the funniest person in the world!! She also happens to be the bestest friend you could ever wish for and there is no person who could ever live up to her. Maria S is always the prettiest girl in the school and all the guys want her! She probably has curly light brown hair and green eyes. Beware though, Maria S is veryyy spontaneous and might randomly dye your hair because you get bored.
i wish i was friends with maria s! -everyone
well i am friends with her so it sucks to be you! -her friends
well i am friends with her so it sucks to be you! -her friends
maria s by r-dog;) i❤️🍫 October 24, 2019
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jesu maria santisima ni mameo
Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
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Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!
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Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.
Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.
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