maria s

any girl whose first name is maria and last name is s just happens to be the funniest person in the world!! She also happens to be the bestest friend you could ever wish for and there is no person who could ever live up to her. Maria S is always the prettiest girl in the school and all the guys want her! She probably has curly light brown hair and green eyes. Beware though, Maria S is veryyy spontaneous and might randomly dye your hair because you get bored.

i wish i was friends with maria s! -everyone
well i am friends with her so it sucks to be you! -her friends

by r-dog;) i❤️🍫 October 24, 2019

maria.s

She is a girl she likes biryany, pizza, kebab likes cola she has two best friends eats too much food but is surprisingly thin

Maria.S has a lot of stuff to be made up to with you she is free Monday

by Sjisjsjsjsjw November 22, 2021

Maria's Shadow

'Maria's Shadow' is the brown shadow around the female butthole.

That chick's G- thang be so far up her ass you can see 'Maria's Shadow.' Clearly she ain't bleaching that.

by Dr Smooth August 19, 2018

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

Mario's Tunnel Of Doom

A very unusual cave created by a mysterious floating head, no records have been written about this cave nor has anyone escaped it for those who have entered it. However, some believe that the cave was emerged in March 8, 1991. Its location is unknown but some say that the only way to find the cave is by entering the Bermuda triangle. No one really knows what is in the cave or where it really came from...

I wouldn't go in Mario's Tunnel Of Doom if I were you...

by Luigis January 4, 2017

jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

by rolan2 August 6, 2008

Marisa's Law

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022