Said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. This is followed by placing one's nose and face in the women's groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the vaginal area where said woman can become pregnant.
Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.