mardson 

Really messed up kid has mental issues never turns in homework on time but is very nice and has a lot of friends. Has a higher chance of being a potat than others except for Erics

Dang Mardson almost like a potat being so nice yet kinda messed up

mardson by hyohyohycd May 21, 2018

markson 

Ship name for Mark and Jackson - two of the fluffiest members from the Korean band GOT7.
They are so gay for each other.

The love between them is unmistakable to miss.

#marksonOrNEVER

Person 1: Who do you ship from GOT7?

Person 2: Markson all the way! They are the real OTP.

markson by rainbowmonster101 June 3, 2016

markson 

the otp in got7 as they compliment each other so well and are actually in love change my mind. if someone calls you and your bae markson it means you are got-tier level soulmates.

Person 1: dude, jinyoung and jb are getting close lately
Person 2: brah, they are practically a markson

markson by cornchippo September 1, 2018

Madson'd

v. To get so pissed off at something you did wrong, you kick a chair and break a toe (or two)

It is coined after, Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Ryan Madson kicked a chair after allowing the tying runs to score in one of his outings during the 2010 MLB Regular Season.

Note: if a chair isn't available, a wall or any hard surface will do.

After failing the test, Bobby was so pissed he Madson'd himself and broke his big toe.

After blowing the save in two consecutive nights, Dan Madson'd himself and was out for the next two to three months with a broken toe.

Madson'd by B3mac995 July 17, 2010

Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"

(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.

Mike Madson by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008

Joe Madson 

A big faggot with a tiny dick

Look at that basketball coach crouching on the sideline with the tiny dick, he is such a Joe Madson

Joe Madson by Vincent Busey 1 March 6, 2011

Marson 

A Marson is someone that if you talk to, he might try to stab you with a pencil. You probably don’t know it, but he wants to kill everyone around him except his rare few friends.

Bro, I just saw Marson and he looked pretty angry.
Dude, he could‘ve killed you!

Marson by Not your real friend. August 21, 2019