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mardione 

The jack of all trades but the most humble of them all. He does not fit to a single category. He is charismatic but a little mysterious. He is always at his best, doing everything for the things and people he loves. Lucky are the ones whom he loves... I love my Mardione.
Mardione is the one I love, he's my home and my adventure.
mardione by Aurora15 June 8, 2021
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a person with a wonderful personality. would do anything to help the one she love and would never betray her friends. she also has many secrets that she only reveal to her most trusted friends
marione by ClatyrsNeko March 27, 2014

Testicle Marionette 

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
Testicle Marionette by ta4877 November 11, 2009

marionette 

wooden, lifeless doll manipulated by hidden string pullers who put words in his mouth while living vicariously through his actions
"At least Al Gore can pop a woody, unlike that Texas marionette"
marionette by Laura Bush April 28, 2003

The Marionette 

while two people are passed out drunk a third party makes the two aforementioned parties participate in sexual acts on each other.
I just marionette those two drunk people, i think they enjoyed the marionette

Mardoned 

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.
Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.

Marionette 

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.
I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.
Marionette by CocoSantango August 17, 2010