Get the Mardkon mug.Really messed up kid has mental issues never turns in homework on time but is very nice and has a lot of friends. Has a higher chance of being a potat than others except for Erics
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Get the mardson mug.Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.
Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
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Stories often spoke of him wearing large pants and holding his sword on the blade, as well as having a poor grasp of the English language
Stories often spoke of him wearing large pants and holding his sword on the blade, as well as having a poor grasp of the English language
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