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Really messed up kid has mental issues never turns in homework on time but is very nice and has a lot of friends. Has a higher chance of being a potat than others except for Erics
Dang Mardson almost like a potat being so nice yet kinda messed up
mardson by hyohyohycd May 21, 2018
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Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.

Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
Person 1: "Is that guy sticking his penis in an exhaust pipe??"
Person 2: "Oh it's a Markone"
Markone by AnimeDevojka April 13, 2023
Warrior legend from the times of ancient Greece

Stories often spoke of him wearing large pants and holding his sword on the blade, as well as having a poor grasp of the English language
Marakon drunk the healing poison and climbed hier and hier and hier...
Marakon by Snyx September 1, 2003

Mardoned 

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.
Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.

MARKONEYTOR 

The best YouTuber in the world and world's best Transformice parkour player
I want to be like Markoneytor
MARKONEYTOR by Rotyem April 19, 2021
Cool and chill guy. Good at speaking but not in front of audiences
You talk like Mardon
mardon by Smartboiii231 October 14, 2017