Madson 

The realest individual you will ever meet. Honest and Loyal, sometimes to a fault. Madson is reliable, open-minded, but be ready for some tough love.

Madson, is my favorite type of person.

Madson by anonymous November 22, 2021

Madson 

there is only one Madson family in Australia. When referring to the Madson family, you are referring to a group of very sexy individuals.

“Woah I think I just saw a Madson family”
“They must have been real sexy”

Madson by secretcheese02 November 18, 2021

Madson'd

v. To get so pissed off at something you did wrong, you kick a chair and break a toe (or two)

It is coined after, Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Ryan Madson kicked a chair after allowing the tying runs to score in one of his outings during the 2010 MLB Regular Season.

Note: if a chair isn't available, a wall or any hard surface will do.

After failing the test, Bobby was so pissed he Madson'd himself and broke his big toe.

After blowing the save in two consecutive nights, Dan Madson'd himself and was out for the next two to three months with a broken toe.

Madson'd by B3mac995 July 17, 2010

Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"

(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.

Mike Madson by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008

Joe Madson 

A big faggot with a tiny dick

Look at that basketball coach crouching on the sideline with the tiny dick, he is such a Joe Madson

Joe Madson by Vincent Busey 1 March 6, 2011

The Madson 

A dance which the winners of the NBA championship take part in.

Watching Mark do the Madson is beautiful.

The Madson by Acebot August 5, 2003

jonny madson 

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.

"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"

jonny madson by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005