The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.

Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

Leon Marchand by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023

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Oliver Marchant

Fat chunky cunt, milk titties, tits are bigger than mount Everest, he cracked the ground when his tits fall down, nicknamed Mr Norco.

Her tits are as big as Oliver Marchants

Oliver Marchant by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 16, 2021

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Marshawn Lynch

A RunningBack who can taste the Rainbow and Runs all over the new Orleans aints. Also see BeastMode

He used to play for the Bills, and now plays for the Seahawks. His power gets multiplied when skittles are around. If he wasn't good enough, if there is a Saint around, it triples. Either that or the saints sucks.. which they do. Thus he gained a share of the club and became an owner of the New Orleans saints

Drunk saint fan: its going to be different! this is the 4th time! Marshawn Lynch will be shut down!!!

NFL fan: who was the QB of the saints in 2005?

Drunk Saint Fan: .........

Marshawn Lynch by b17 January 31, 2014

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Marchanditod

A condition where physical and mental control is markedly diminished by illicit substances.

“Is Carl okay?” “I don’t know, I’m pretty sure he is marchanditod”

Marchanditod by Flipper_15 October 29, 2022

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