marchand 

To give large quantity of information (through paper or electronic documents) with no explanations of what that information is, organization techniques, or what specific items may need your attention. This most often takes place during transfer of job responsibilities.

"He is marchanding me!"
"He just gave me 5 binders full of documents and walked away, I've been marchanded"
"I will marchand her tomorrow."

marchand by gudeshang January 13, 2010

Leon Marchand 

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.

Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

Leon Marchand by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023

david marchand

David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.

Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!

david marchand by Arahovas July 6, 2006

Brad Marchand 

A rat that can’t even touch the puck on a hockey shoot out. No one like him and 2020 is Nacho year.

Brad Marchand is ass at hockey

Brad Marchand by anonymous September 15, 2020

Brad Marchand

Literally no one likes this guy. He literally licked a player of the Tampa Bay Lightning not once, but TWICE. Might I mention it was in the middle of the pandemic?

Brad Marchand fucking sucks

Brad Marchand by SanJoseSharks/AnimaniacsFan May 24, 2026

Hands off the merchandise! 

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

Hands off the merchandise! by QuacksO November 28, 2011

384 Merchandise 

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.

384 Merchandise by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008