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A large individual with a gargantuan penis who is able to seduce any man or woman within a 50 foot radius. The testosterone of 50 men and also a feby
Your dick is huge, you must be a maphet!
maphet by XxPu$$y_$layerxX November 5, 2020
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Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm
Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!
Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

mapletard 

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.
My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.
mapletard by EvoFire March 20, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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