manses

male menses symptoms

i.e. moodiness, irritability, bloating, volitility

"Sorry Lisa that I was such a pill, I was on my manses."

manses by gandl May 6, 2010

manses

Your boys, homies and partners or someone else's boys, homies and partners.

"I want to bang Scott and all he manses!"

manses by Ann McKay July 25, 2006

manses period 

when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.

I stole one of my girlfriend's pads for my manses period.
...or...
Carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period

manses period by squibble d squabble November 18, 2006

Måneskin 

an Italian band that won the Eurovision song Contest 2021. They are also the definition of bi panic.

Hey have you seen Måneskins performance at the ESC?
- Yeah, all of them were fucking hot

Måneskin by #merzverhindern May 23, 2021

manssiere 

A brassiere for men, aka a "bro".

That guy's tits are so big he needs a manssiere.

manssiere by Seaner August 13, 2003

Måneskin 

A very hot and talented Italian band

If you listen to them you are probably a mentally ill bisexual

You: I'm bisexual

Fred: I know, you listen to måneskin

Måneskin by Dom's shiny booty cheeks June 13, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.

Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.

menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012