maniscus

An east-london british phrase for 'semen', typically used in an informal setting to replace the word 'cum'

You could see the remnants of his maniscus that had stuck to the door

by BungsBodulus February 24, 2024

Guardicus Manicus

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.

Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

by klancecanonking June 27, 2018

Meniscus it

When you fill a shot glass to the brim to the point where a convex meniscus appears on the top of the glass, nearly overfilling it.

Dave: "hey bro, let me pour some shots"

Chad: " hell yeah, as long as you meniscus it"

by RadicalFaction September 28, 2021

mamiscus

Based on meniscus (from the Greek for "crescent"), the mamiscus is the bulge formed by a lady wearing a bra or low cut shirt that is too small to accomodate their ampleness.

Did you see our waitress? She is sporting quite the mamiscus.

by jugggz May 13, 2011

Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

maniscule

Adjective used to describe male human with very small penis

"he stood there naked - it was maniscule".....

by Nichola Vaughan June 1, 2006

Manscuse

Lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.

His Manscuse for not getting a table was, "I didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so I decided to just wait for you."

by Frances Goodman August 11, 2007