An awkward ball bag arrangement. To have ones jewellery uncomfortably positioned. To be squeezed into to tight spot, in public, with no obvious way of freeing the 'fella'. Also known as the 'mangledangle'.
Ooh, my jewellery is all caught up in me boxers. I've hangledangled myself and I am going to look a twat if I try and undo the tangle now, talking to the vicar
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.