angledangle

The state of an erection.

He quietly shuffled away to tend to his angledangle

angledangle by S&D&M December 14, 2006

anglebanger 

A woman whose maximum sexual attractiveness is achieved by viewing at odd angles, which occur neither directly from the front nor the behind. This rare phenomenon -- where present -- most often occurs at 4 o'clock and 8 o'clock, where 12 o'clock is directly facing the front.

Broseidon: Whoa, bro! Check out that betty over there.

Brosef: Nice call, bro! I'd totally hit that ... <woman turns to face front> ... oooh, or not. Harshness.

Broseidon: Agreed. Total anglebanger, bro.

anglebanger by von dildus May 20, 2010

hangledangle

An awkward ball bag arrangement. To have ones jewellery uncomfortably positioned. To be squeezed into to tight spot, in public, with no obvious way of freeing the 'fella'. Also known as the 'mangledangle'.

Ooh, my jewellery is all caught up in me boxers. I've hangledangled myself and I am going to look a twat if I try and undo the tangle now, talking to the vicar

hangledangle by Vexillifer68 March 4, 2014

mangledangle 

mangledangle means when you want to mess around by slapping your friends face.

i just mangledangled my friend

mangledangle by ccrusty tonaill March 12, 2022