Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:
"I saw someone the other who could've been either a man or a woman, but wow they were built. And they had a huge Adam's apple. They were like some kind of mandrogyn"
An independentsystem of faith, one in which a person believes in oneself so as to not become disappointed by others which in turn maximizes success and happiness in their life.
"Hey, what have you been up to?"
"Just doing me, it's going pretty great."
"I'm so glad Maurology is working for you man. Do you."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.