An independent system of faith, one in which a person believes in oneself so as to not become disappointed by others which in turn maximizes success and happiness in their life.
"Hey, what have you been up to?"
"Just doing me, it's going prettygreat."
"I'm so glad Maurology is working for you man. Do you."
a neologism, combining Maury Povich with either of the following two near-homophones: mereology (an alternative to set theory in the study of part/whole relations) or Mariology (the study of the Virgin Mary)
Captain: Leggatt, what are you getting in Maureology 201?
Leggatt: Irregular bowel movements and a nasty marijuana addiction, Captain.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.