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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Mandatorium 

A place where mandatory meetings are held.
A mandatory place in which to go.
"I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!" -Prof. Farnsworth
Mandatorium by SpenzzzFinegooo February 7, 2010

Once a Marathon Match 

Based on the 11 hour 5 min match at Wimbledon featuring Nicholas Mahut (FRA) and John Isner (USA) where they played 138 games in the fifth set alone and where most records were completely shattered.
It refers to anything an event or oddity that will almost positively never happen again.
The strange disappearance of an entire civilized city in Mexico was a once a marathon match

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.
Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...
maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

Biman Half Marathon 

When someone exploits and harasses professional and amateur athletes as a marketing stunt.
The way they are treating the runners, I'd say they really pulling another biman half marathon stunt.
Biman Half Marathon by MrRunner January 18, 2022

Masturbation Marathon 

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.