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mandammit 

(noun) A thin, wispy moustache, usually hugging the lipline. Just a few hairs thick, and usually extends no further to the sides than the mouth does.

Usually the only facial hair that 14- or 15-year-olds can grow, it is left unshaven as a display of how manly the child has become.

Though occasionally worn by grown adults, the mandammit is the hallmark of teenagers insecure about themselves, but proud that they can grow facial hair. These teenagers are usually male.
"I am a MAN! DAMMIT! Don'cha see my friggin' sweet 'STASH?!?"

Kevin Federline has a mandammit, two kids with Brittney Spears, and absolutely no talent.
mandammit by edward_violet December 11, 2009
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McDammit 

A one word reaction shouted out after you get home from a McDonald's drive-thru and realize that they screwed up your order.
"McDammit! I ordered you a fuckin' Big Mac and they gave me a Quarter Pounder. Sorry, Grandma."
McDammit by GHoller January 18, 2012
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mandashity 

The kind of silver tongued words a male might use to
woo a woman into the sack. She may suspect he is

telling an untruth, but who doesn't want to believe she is
the most lovely, sexy thing?
When he left, having fulfilled his desires, she realized his
words were pure mandashity.
mandashity by Pamelot July 22, 2011
The situation the world is currently (2020) living in. The feeling of hopelessness due to the immense stupidity of others not following social distancing and proper practices.
I’m so tired of living like this, pandammit
Pandammit by Vickthechick June 15, 2020
Rude or disrespectful behavior coming from a man.
The degree of rudeness and the lack of respectability coming from that guy could only be called one thing: Utter Mandacity!
Mandacity by Clean & Mean July 21, 2020

Mandamento 

District, usual made of three mafia Families with adjoining territories. A capomandamento is usually entitled to a seat on the Commission.
Mondamento, il douche!!!...
Mandamento by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

MaxZammitt 

handsome hip cool great sweet nice awesome any positive adjective
MaxZammitt helped the old lady carry her groceries to her car. He is sooo MaxZammitt
MaxZammitt by 1122334411 September 9, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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