napdent

the indentations made on your face by the fold of the pillow when you've taken a nap; a giveaway of your having
snuck a nap.

They knew I had been taking a rest because they saw
my napdents.

by Pamelot April 30, 2010

catastrophy

A trophy wife gone bad

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.

by Pamelot September 22, 2011

butt blooper

an inadvertent flatulence in the presence of others; embarrassing fart

John was given undesired attention due to his
butt blooper.

by Pamelot April 30, 2010

revirginate

Verb: to restore the hymen; a few decades of celibacy is
required to "revirginate." It can be done metaphorically, if
not biologically. Once revirginated, a woman is able to
"feel like a virgin" again.

Noun: revirginated: A desirable state of retrieved innocence acquired by abstinence from sexual relations, intoxicants of all kinds, and wholesome thinking.

She had abstained from intercourse and unwholesome
habits for so long that she revirginated.

by Pamelot May 22, 2010

lunch coma

Passing out after lunch or other meal due to slow digestion.

Due to poor digestion, she was unable to resist the lunch coma that put her in the supine after both lunch and dinner.

by Pamelot May 22, 2010

mandashity

The kind of silver tongued words a male might use to
woo a woman into the sack. She may suspect he is

telling an untruth, but who doesn't want to believe she is
the most lovely, sexy thing?

When he left, having fulfilled his desires, she realized his
words were pure mandashity.

by Pamelot July 22, 2011

Geekspertise

The smart skills of the young techies upon which the folks
of far behind generations must rely.

The new computer sat for days waiting for the Geekspertise
of her young nephew to help set up and connect it to high
speed internet.

by Pamelot September 30, 2011