mancusian

One who regards the mass of humanity as unthinking monkeys, sheep, or programmed mindless consumers, acting at the will of social conditioning without independent thought.

"I'm a Mancusian, like I don't shop at WallyWorld wid all those wack cheese curds, yo!"

mancusian by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

Manchurian Liberal 

Liberals that are programmed by the media to believe whatever they say, to react and overract sometimes leading to panic attacks and even violence towards political opponents. The term is based on the 1962 and 2004 movie "The Manchurian Candidate".

My cooworkers are Manchurian Liberals because they believe and react to everything the media says as if they are brainwashed.

Manchurian Liberal by on March 13, 2019

Macusrant 

When someone says something like their grades but only says it broadly and when someone else asks for more specific details they say they do not want to tell and when someone gets angry at them for pointing it out if they aren't gonna tell more specific details they start to ramble and usually say something like "Why can’t I say I got so bad? I can’t talk in this chat?"

Macusrant dude: I got such bad grades
Random dude 1: well r u gonna tell us?
Macusrant dude: No
Random dude 2: then dont say anything if u're not gonna tell. why tf say "i got such bad grades" in the first place?
Random dude 1: ye
Macusrant dude: Why can’t I say I got such bad grades? I can’t talk in this chat? If I’m not allowed to speak, what is the chat for
Random dude: your such a muhfucking macusrant pussy ass bitch

Macusrant by witnessprotectionforwhat April 13, 2022

Universal Veg Manchurian Day 

On November 21st, every intelligent form of life in the universe is ordered to feast on delicious Veg Manchurian with tomato ketchup. This decision was taken by the Queen of Manchurian Dynasty to appreciate the brutally underrated flavorsome dish. Period.

It's Universal Veg Manchurian Day y'all!!! Don't forget the extra sauce!

Universal Veg Manchurian Day by tvml November 14, 2021

Marcusing 

When you say the stupidest fucking thing possible to elicit a response

Are you asking that as a serious question or are you just Marcusing now?

Marcusing by MeganFink November 15, 2018

Manclusion 

A conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.

Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim

Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.

Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim

Manclusion by Livetowin_Manclusion March 15, 2013

Manchurian Headstand 

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.

Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.

Manchurian Headstand by Michael L Smith October 3, 2006