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when women are on the blob (Their monthlies) they get a little cranky and moody. You cant win an arguement with a woman thats on the blob.
Come to think of it, you cant win an arguement with a woman period. Well, you can, but she'll make you pay for it.

Manblob is the male equivilent.
Men may not bleed like the women do for obvious reasons, but they get just as cranky, argumentative and stropy.
Dave:Whats the matter with you?
James: Fuckoff you cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity !!
Dave: Oh you have manblob.
*dave kicks James in the Mangina*
Manblob by Snarfy June 15, 2009
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A term that refer to one who is more manly than anybody or anything else. These people are often said to be "born of man" or "Mantastic" If you are ever graced by the presence of one who is Manborn you will know almost instantly due to your sudden urge to masturbate and uncontrollable orgasms.
Used in a sentence...

"Look at that Manborn hes so damn sexy!"
"Yea if i was a chick i would totally bang him"

or...

"Why do i have the sudden urge to shove this broom up inside me?"
"Thats because there is a Manborn over there"
"Why thank you for the information good sir"
"No problem, now you and the broom go have fun and i totally wont be watching from over there with these binoculars"
"Thanks mister!"
Manborn by Manborn November 26, 2009

Manglory 

An action that is epic, inspiring, or just plain awesome. Women cannot attain manglory, the best they can hope for is to not die alone.
dude, that story you just wrote, that was manglory.
Manglory by Icorious January 23, 2009

manslore 

Master-Fenris is such a manslore
manslore by Master-Atheist November 6, 2009

Manbortion 

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

manlorette party 

Sure wish someone would throw me a bachelorette party. Oops, I mean, manlorette party.
manlorette party by TJax July 5, 2010
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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