man-wagon

A man-wagon is the car equivalent of a man-purse. A purse is typically only carried by a woman. A man carrying a Pony Express Bag is acceptable. A man carrying anything less than this is not acceptable - as demonstrated my many metrosexuals. A man-wagon is the equivalent of a Soccer-mom driving an SUV, or a woman carrying a purse. So, a man driving a man-wagon is only acceptable if the man-wagon is a truck or 4x4; anything less than this is not acceptable. The archtype man-wagon is a 2005 Dodge Magnum station wagon. Most men driving a Dodge Magnum station wagon also carry a man-purse that is not a Pony Express Bag.

Look at that Dodge Magnum man-wagon parked in front of Banana Republic.

man-wagon by Paul Grimes March 9, 2006

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Manwagoner

Girls who suddenly view people as "man-candy" because of their recent success

Girl who used to support the Heat: omg Steph Curry's amazing 😍 I've always been a fan of him and the Warriors
Diehard Warriors fan: Nah fuck you,
Bartholomew: Manwagoners these days...

Manwagoner by eyeyey3200 October 13, 2015

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12th Manwagoner

A derogatory term for bandwagon fans of the Seattle Seahawks, an American football team in the NFL.

The "12th Man" is the team-sponsored name for the fan base of the Seahawks. Once the team had some consistent success in the 2012 and 2013 seasons, (led by an excellent defensive corps and running game), then ultimately winning the Superbowl at the end of the '13 season, an astonishing amount of loud and proud "12th Man" fans appeared everywhere around Seattle and most of the Pacific Northwest.

12th Manwagoners are easy to spot as they will be only wearing a number 12 jersey, sporting green and blue face paint and/or hair coloring, and screaming "BEAST MODE" or "L. O. B." incessantly while spitting Skittles out of their mouth.

They will also cock their head to the side and look very confused if you ask them anything about Steve Largent, the old AFC West, or ask them to speak in detail about any team history before 2011.

"I thought Lauren was from Michigan and a Detroit Lions fan?"

"Well she *was* last year, but this season, once the Hawks got back to the Superbowl, she became a 12th Manwagoner."

"Christ almighty. Like she wasn't already enough of an annoying cunt. "

12th Manwagoner by SinDonor dammit February 4, 2014

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Manwagon

A movement by a woman from girl-on-girl relationships to heterosexual dating.

After dating women for a while in college, Meredith jumped back on the manwagon when she began dating Matt in grad school.

Manwagon by Rockspin November 30, 2009

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Manwagon

When a girl or woman changes or forms her opinion around whatever her significant other(obviously a boyfriend, husband or anything in between) says or thinks.

Boyfriend: Man, Christian Bale is the worst Batman ever.
Logical Individual: No way. Christian Bale is pretty much the best Batman available.
Girl: Well, I guess his voice WAS a little raspy.
BF: Yeah Babe!
LI: Seriously? Way to jump on the Manwagon.

Manwagon by Tom and Tom February 3, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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