man simp
a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.
man simp by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020
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Simple Man
Great song from Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1973 debut album "Pronounced (Leh-nerd Skin-nerd)" Written by singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Gary Rossington. The Shinedown version is awful. Sorry.
Simple Man by metlmtn May 11, 2013
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simple man
A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.
"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
simple man by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020
Simple Man
A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.
Simple Man by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017
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simple man by Kwazy_Cupcake November 6, 2019
i'm a simple man
A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).
i'm a simple man by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017
Simple Salary Man
A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.
This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.
Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.
Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.
Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
Simple Salary Man by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020
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