by Scott12311 December 09, 2008
A male with extremely attractive characteristics appealing to a large variety of women/men. A 'fish' you've snagged or hope to snag, he is your boyfriend, husband, crush, etc. This refers to a man you find handsome, or attractive. It is only used on the most striking and gorgeous men.
Miranda, "Wow that Justin Bieber is such a hunky man fish."
Cassidy, "Nah, I've seen better, Robert Downey Jr. is a hunky man fish."
Cassidy, "Nah, I've seen better, Robert Downey Jr. is a hunky man fish."
by theLoveDocta February 16, 2011
Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
by Quismyk December 28, 2016
• An exclamation for when your tekkers are so on point any other words literally cannot describe it.
The opposite of 'a fish out of water'
Attributable to a vine featuring Big Narstie
The opposite of 'a fish out of water'
Attributable to a vine featuring Big Narstie
by $ir September 01, 2015
Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
by justINSECURE July 12, 2008
Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.
Example #1:
Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
Example #2:
Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
Example #2:
Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.
by Mart September 13, 2004
It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."
by Star Fish Man March 16, 2022