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The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe 

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.
"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

mapletard 

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.
My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.
mapletard by EvoFire March 20, 2008

Mapletoe 

I smacked the mapletoe out of Dan's mama last night
Mapletoe by Gangster1011 May 28, 2009

mapletown 

A place where sports barely exist, and everyone has class with their cousin.

The mapletown maples boys basketball team could lose to the blind and deaf.
Random Girl- How is the Mapletown basketball team doing?
Lance- Oh we just lost our 70th game in a row.
mapletown by hoops456789 May 6, 2019

Mapleton 

A hick town out in the middle of fucking no where! you drive down the road and you see more corn then you de people...
We went to this little hicktown called mapleton.
Mapleton by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009

Mapplethorpe

similar to a "golden shower," where one urinates on another during sex. This name references Robert Mapplethorpe's famous artwork "PissChrist," where the artist pissed in a jar containing a crucifix and took a photo of it.
While Ted was banging Brenda, she told him "piss on me!" So he pulled out and gave her a Mapplethorpe.
Mapplethorpe by Mick Fly November 7, 2006