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I smacked the mapletoe out of Dan's mama last night

Mapletoe by Gangster1011 May 28, 2009

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mapletown

A place where sports barely exist, and everyone has class with their cousin.

The mapletown maples boys basketball team could lose to the blind and deaf.

Random Girl- How is the Mapletown basketball team doing?
Lance- Oh we just lost our 70th game in a row.

mapletown by hoops456789 May 6, 2019

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Mapleton

A hick town out in the middle of fucking no where! you drive down the road and you see more corn then you de people...

We went to this little hicktown called mapleton.

Mapleton by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009

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maletoe

wen a guys balls can be seen wen they wear tight jeans

dude check out that maletoe

maletoe by fuckzilla June 10, 2009

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makletoe

A makltoe is a cameltoe on a man.

"Hey John why the fuck do you have a makletoe?!"

makletoe by Guimauve September 22, 2015

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Mapleton

Curling capital of the world. Hick town USA

Let's go curling in mapleton, minnesoooota.

Mapleton by Jimjang27 July 19, 2016

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Mapleton

The town full of one-a-be hicks. boys think an hour of hard work makes em blue collar boys🤠 2 faced girls. your best friend talks shit bout everyone. fakes pregnancy.

oh your from mapleton? your definitely a 🐍.

Mapleton by uebeuwbe June 28, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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